Take that worker ants. I am not a violent person. Um…let me start again…Okay I like to kick things but that doesn’t mean I enjoy hurting defensive creatives. You know I am a vegetarian so I’m not a fan of slaughtering helpless animals. But damn it, I’ve had it with these worker ants. When one feisty ant decided to go climbing on my glasses late last week, I thought this is it. No more.
I bought AntOut- a weapon of massive destruction- that claims to take out whole ant colonies within four to seven days. Arrest me now. The traps are set and the countdown begins.
As wise sage Diana Rinne would say, “they can have the yard but not in my house!” I agree. I may not have a yard but I do have an apartment.