RCMP Press Release? Unscrupulous Ungulate

A press release from the local RCMP detachment:

Grande Prairie RCMP were called today to attend a break and enter which turned out to be very unusual. An unlikely criminal broke in and entered a downtown business through a basement window which was reported just after 8:30 a.m. today. The culprit had fled by the time police arrived, but evidence found on scene, hoof-prints and hair pointed to a dastardly deed done by a deer.

Police continue to look for the suspect who likely has a deer in the headlight look. Not likely one of Santa’s recruits.

Seasons Greetings.

Hmm… Legit? I doubt it. Media outlets jumped on it. I think it’s a bit early for April Fool’s Day. What do you think?

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