This just in.
A new colour study claims red can make a person’s work more accurate. While blue can make a person more creative.
Strange that I am reading about this study now (inbetween glances at the TV of another pitiable Sens show). Earlier in the day, I made a declaration of my own.
I said loud enough for Terry and Nick to hear (which wasn’t very loud because they are within normal speaking voice earshot)…. that I was done with those ugly plain tan file folders. I needed colour in my life. I am an artist.
I headed straight to the source of my solution – Phyllis, the one who orders all things office.
I said, “Phyllis, help me. I can’t do my job unless I have colour.” After I dried my tears, Phyllis took me by the hand and led me to where she kept the coloured folders.
It was like she read my mind. I am happy now.