Sundin is gay gay gay!!! Do Leaf fans really care if their fearless leader will begin practicing again tomorrow? Leafs sucks. Leafs sucks! Say it with me, Leafs sucks!
Q. What is the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine?
A. You can get Players out of a cigarette machine
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A. None of them can play hockey